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Tackling the writer’s block, and almost winning

Comedy is one job, which if you do badly…nobody will laugh at you. - Some comedian for sure As I had mentioned in my post two days back, I have been suffering from Writer’s Block. So much so, I sent my boss in office this mail. Dear Sir, As I am suffering from Writer’s Block, please [...]

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• --------I didn't write this----------- A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” the man asked. “Mr. Klopman.” #
• ------------I didn’t write this-------------- Boss says to secretary: For a week we will be going abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary calls up Husband: “For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you will have to look after yourself.” Husband makes a call to his secret lover: “My wife is going abroad for a week, so let us spend the week together.” Secret lover calls up a small boy who attends her private tution: “I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.” Small boy calls up his grandfather: “Grandpa, for a week I don't have tuitions 'coz my teacher is busy. Let us spend the week together.” Grandpa (the 1st boss) calls up his secretary: “This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.” Secretary makes a call to her husband: “This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip.” Husband makes a call to his secret lover: “We cannot spend this week together; my wife has canceled her trip.” Secret lover calls the small boy whom she is tutoring: “This week we will have class as usual.” Small boy calls up his grandfather: “Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.” Grandpa calls up his secretary: “Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements.” And it goes on… #
• Even as IPL got to a rousing start at ChinnaSwamy stadium in Bangalore, an old friend of mine called me and asked what team I was supporting. Being a south Indian, I opted for Bangalore Royal Challengers. After Brendon Barrie McCullum of Kolkata Knight Riders scored 158 off just 73 balls, and the team from Kolkata finished at 222 in their allotted 20 overs….I was upset. As luck would have it, Bangalore Royal Challengers ended up being Royal losers. It was then that I sent my friend this SMS: “If I am feeling so upset, wonder what Vijay Mallya would be feeling.” Prompt came his response: “He must be feeling the cheer leaders!!” #
• An English teacher known to be a strong lady, wrote these words on the blackboard: "woman without her man is nothing". She then turned towards the students and asked them to punctuate the words correctly. The boy students wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The girl students wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." There you go... #